yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

sawtaman:

There’s this guy on my Facebook who reposts only Gym memes and I just struck gold.

sawtaman:

There’s this guy on my Facebook who reposts only Gym memes and I just struck gold.

rainby rod

paigeirl:

chibisokka:

ok i actually put the rainbow road theme at 70% speed and it sounds like an infomercial soundtrack from the 1980s

Vaporwave.

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

officialrikafurude:

the correct pronouns are not a reward for ‘nice’ trans people

the correct pronouns are not a reward for ‘nice’ trans people

the correct pronouns are not a reward for ‘nice’ trans people

  • me thinking about attractive people: please flirt with me
  • person: *flirts with you*
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: *sweats*
  • me: ive made a huge mistake

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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