kids these days have the privilege of looking at anime boobs without playing through a flash game on newgrounds to get them
when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you
Five nights at Freddys? nah what the fuck that’s for fucking losers- [trips] [hundreds of thousands of pictures of Foxy the Pirate spill out of jacket] f-for fucking nerd horror gamers hahaa [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of Foxy the Pirate scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just LISTEN
tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
whatsup everybody it’s cr1tikal. i’m playing President of the United States for the real life. let’s do this shit.
*4 years later*
alright, well i’m done playing this. well that’s the end of this presidency. remember to rate the presidency, comment the presidency, and subscribe if you want to see presidencies similar to this one. see ya.
So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.
Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear
"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"